http://www.wtfiwwp.com Wed, 08 Sep 2010 11:31:17 EDT en http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=ballsy-suspect-hid-cash-on-self http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=ballsy-suspect-hid-cash-on-self Wed, 08 Sep 2010 11:31:17 EDT http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=ballsy-suspect-hid-cash-on-self
The cash was lashed to the nether regions of Steven Black, one of five defendants named last week in a criminal complaint charging them with conspiracy, identity theft, and fraud. Black, 22, and his codefendants allegedly traveled from Florida to Missouri as part of a credit card and check fraud ring, according to filings in U.S. District Court in St. Louis.

According to an affidavit sworn by Secret Service Agent Bryce Husack, Black was busted last Monday after fleeing from a car that was being chased by local cops. "A search of Black pursuant to his arrest revealed $1,540.00 in currency tied to his scrotum with a shoe lace," reported Husack.

Husack's affidavit does not detail the denominations of the bills recovered, nor does it disclose wh

1 WTFs(s) ]]> http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=wife-sets-husbands-go-kart-on-fire-after-tiff-over-jennifer-lopez-movie http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=wife-sets-husbands-go-kart-on-fire-after-tiff-over-jennifer-lopez-movie Wed, 08 Sep 2010 11:26:50 EDT http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=wife-sets-husbands-go-kart-on-fire-after-tiff-over-jennifer-lopez-movie
MILTON - A 34-year-old Milton woman was arrested after her husband alleged she attempted to burn his boat, go-kart and Jacuzzi after an argument.

Shannon Wriska was arrested Sept. 2 and charged with a first-degree battery charge and arson, a second-degree felony.

At 1 p.m. Thursday afternoon, Santa Rosa County deputies were dispatched to Fleetwood Drive in Milton in reference to an arson complaint, according to a Sheriff's Office report. When deputies arrived, they noticed a boat parked in front of a trailer was partially burned. Flames had reached the side of the trailer.

Lawmen were met by Robert Wriska, who stated that his wife, Shannon, had burned his boat and his go-kart that was parked next to his trailer, the report said.

Robert told deputies he had been in an altercation with his wife the night before and that they watched a movie that starred the actress Jennifer Lopez, according to the report. Robert stated his w

1 WTFs(s) ]]> http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=stoned-man-shoots-at-alien http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=stoned-man-shoots-at-alien Fri, 03 Sep 2010 10:26:22 EDT http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=stoned-man-shoots-at-alien
Jonathan D. Popple, 26, appeared in Sauk County Circuit Court on Monday via video conference link from the Sauk County Law Enforcement Center lockup. He was facing felony counts of possession of pot with intent to deliver and possessing a gun while intoxicated stemming from an incident Saturday afternoon, according to court documents.

About 2:30 p.m. police were called to a house on Ninth Street after someone reported hearing a gunshot inside, according to the criminal complaint.

Officers spoke to Popple, who said he had been smoking pot since getting up that day and was cleaning his gun in his bedroom. He said he initially thought the weapon's safety was on.

Popple told police he had the sense he was standing on a rock and looked down to see an alien he had seen in a movie, according to the complaint. Popple then tried to

1 WTFs(s) ]]> http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=captain-wiener-busts-florida-couple-for-public-sex-escapade http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=captain-wiener-busts-florida-couple-for-public-sex-escapade Fri, 03 Sep 2010 10:24:15 EDT http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=captain-wiener-busts-florida-couple-for-public-sex-escapade
That's when the "completely nude" couple's tryst was interrupted by, of course, Captain Wiener.

The officer reported spotting Rayfield, 43, with a "full penile erection" and Orosz, 47, "leaning over forward with her vagina exposed." Wiener added that the duo "spontaneously said they were ‘celebrating their anniversary.'"

Rayfield and Orosz, pictured in the mug shots at right, were each charged with disorderly conduct and indecent behavior.

1 WTFs(s) ]]> http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=police-woman-was-drunk-when-she-zapped-brother-herself-with-stun-gun http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=police-woman-was-drunk-when-she-zapped-brother-herself-with-stun-gun Fri, 03 Sep 2010 09:40:25 EDT http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=police-woman-was-drunk-when-she-zapped-brother-herself-with-stun-gun
State police say a North East woman was drunk when she drove her three sons to a Summit Township parking lot, where she shocked her brother and then herself with a stun gun.

She was not seriously hurt.

Darlene L. Newara, 45, told police she drank a cup of Jagermeister liqueur before she put her sons into a 1992 Dodge Caravan and drove to the Verizon Wireless store at 7190 Peach St. on Aug. 8.

She told an officer they were on their way to Waldameer Park & Water World.

State troopers were called to the Verizon lot twice on Aug. 8. Both times, the caller said Newara was causing a disturbance.

Both times, she left before police arrived.

State troopers were called out again at about 6 p.m. By then, according to court records, Newara argued with her brother, who was not identified, then stunned him. She then somehow shocked herself, police said.

It was not clear

1 WTFs(s) ]]> http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=underwear-wearing-man-severely-beaten-in-wiffle-bat-attack http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=underwear-wearing-man-severely-beaten-in-wiffle-bat-attack Fri, 03 Sep 2010 09:37:48 EDT http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=underwear-wearing-man-severely-beaten-in-wiffle-bat-attack
The man, identified as Donald Fehr, suffered a number of severe injuries including a broken jaw, a fractured skull and several broken teeth in the beating.

Bethlehem police indicated in reports that Fehr was sitting on his porch wearing only his underwear when he was approached by three men, one of which, a 19-year-old named Hector Morales, Jr., asked the man to "stop being disrespectful" and to put on some clothing because his girlfriend would be arriving shortly.

When Fehr declined the invitation to put on proper attire, Morales allegedly began beating the man with a Wiffle bat and subsequently with his own fists after the bat broke.

For his role in this heinous Wiffle bat attack, Morales was charged with aggravated assault and a number of other related offenses and is currently being held in Berks Country Prison on unrelated charges, accord

1 WTFs(s) ]]> http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=two-women-face-harassment-citation-after-one-ate-the-others-biscuits http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=two-women-face-harassment-citation-after-one-ate-the-others-biscuits Fri, 03 Sep 2010 09:35:38 EDT http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=two-women-face-harassment-citation-after-one-ate-the-others-biscuits

Quartioa Felder, 26, of the 3000 block of East Boulevard in Bethlehem, baked some biscuits for herself and was angry when she found Tuesday night that her boyfriend's mother, Sandra Bryant, 53, of the same address, and her family had decided to eat them, police said.

A fight ensued over the biscuits in the home they share, police said, and each woman claimed the other attacked her first. Police cited each woman for harassment.

There was no mention on what type of biscuits there were.

1 WTFs(s) ]]> http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=self-described-gang-members-blast-city-police-policies http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=self-described-gang-members-blast-city-police-policies Thu, 02 Sep 2010 11:57:27 EDT http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=self-described-gang-members-blast-city-police-policies


At a news conference organized by self-identified gang members Thursday morning, several speakers complained that police and city officials do not respect them, and that the only way to curb violence is to provide jobs and improving their community.

The self-described current and former gang members held a news conference at the Columbus Park Refectory, at 5701 W. Jackson Blvd. on the city's West Side.

"You say it's gangs, drugs and guns. We say we need jobs, opportunities and contracts," said Reginald Akeem Berry Sr., who identified himself as a former gang member. "That's the resolution."

They are taking issue with Weis' strategy of meeting with gang leaders and warning

1 WTFs(s) ]]> http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=homeless-man-calls-911-from-hot-tub-seeks-cocoa http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=homeless-man-calls-911-from-hot-tub-seeks-cocoa Thu, 02 Sep 2010 09:26:00 EDT http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=homeless-man-calls-911-from-hot-tub-seeks-cocoa needing hugs? ~WTF


BEAVERTON, Ore. (AP) - A homeless man who called 911 from the hot tub of a suburban Portland home and asked for towels, hot chocolate and a hug got arrested for trespassing instead.

Beaverton police say Mark Eskelsen called 911 from his cell phone, identified himself as "the sheriff of Washington County," and asked for medical help. He later admitted he wasn't the sheriff but informed the dispatcher he'd been "yelling for about an hour and a half."

The man said in his Sunday morning call that he'd been in the water about 10 hours and his towels had gotten wet. As he put it, "I just need a hug and a warm cup of hot chocolate with marshmallows in it."

The Oregonian newspaper says arriving officers arrested Eskelsen for investigation of second-degree criminal trespass and imp

1 WTFs(s) ]]> http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=man-shoots-self-in-buttock http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=man-shoots-self-in-buttock Tue, 31 Aug 2010 15:48:31 EDT http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=man-shoots-self-in-buttock
Darrel Elam, 52, was preparing to go hiking on Blewett Pass and had moved his 40-caliber Smith & Wesson handgun from its holster to his back pocket to see if that position would be more comfortable for walking, said Jerry Moore, chief of administration for the Chelan County Sheriff's Office.

The gun discharged and shot down his left buttock and left leg, coming to rest just above his knee.

Elam was treated at Central Washington Hospital and released, a hospital spokeswoman said. The incident happened on Blewett Pass about 12 miles from Peshastin.

1 WTFs(s) ]]> http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=fight-over-beer-ends-with-concrete-assault-cpd-says http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=fight-over-beer-ends-with-concrete-assault-cpd-says Tue, 31 Aug 2010 15:32:38 EDT http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=fight-over-beer-ends-with-concrete-assault-cpd-says A local woman throws a chunk of concrete at a man's head during an argument over beer, Columbus police says.

NBC 4 reported with the FAST FACTS from Columbus police.

Roberto Arnao, 57, and Mary Rosa, 52, became involved in a verbal argument over beer before 2:30 p.m. Monday in the area of Mt. Vernon and North Ohio avenues.

Rosa left the area and returned with her boyfriend, and the verbal argument continued.

Officers said Rosa picked up a chunk of concrete from the ground and threw it at Arnao, striking him in the head.

Arnao was transported to an area hospital with a large head laceration.

He was treated and released.

A warrant was issued for Rosa's arrested. She was charged with felonious assault.

1 WTFs(s) ]]> http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=you-know-its-never-a-good-idea-to-moon-a-state-trooper http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=you-know-its-never-a-good-idea-to-moon-a-state-trooper Tue, 31 Aug 2010 13:26:13 EDT http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=you-know-its-never-a-good-idea-to-moon-a-state-trooper
On Sunday morning, just after midnight, an Oregon State Police trooper says he spotted a man standing in the eastbound lane of Highway 224, about 15 miles east of Estacada. The man had his pants down around his ankles and was mooning the trooper's approaching patrol car.

According to the Oregon State Police, when the trooper pulled over he found an extremely intoxicated man. It turned out the guy was on parole and wasn't supposed to be drinking.

The trooper arrested the man, identified as 22-year-old Gregory Holzer, on a probation violation and transported him to the Clackamas County Jail.

1 WTFs(s) ]]> http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=cornbread-pan-assault-at-yard-sale http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=cornbread-pan-assault-at-yard-sale Tue, 31 Aug 2010 10:54:41 EDT http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=cornbread-pan-assault-at-yard-sale
Yard sale etiquette apparently went out the window Friday in Sonora after a 70-year-old man hit another man over the head with a cornbread pan while the two were trying to get access to the sale items.

Jon Joslin, 70, was arrested and charged with assault with a deadly weapon. The victim, Joseph Brown, 64, suffered a head laceration but refused medical treatment at the scene, according to Sgt. Jeff Wilson, spokesman for the Tuolumne County Sheriff's Department.

The hometowns of the two men were not immediately available


According to Wilson, Joslin arrived early at the yard sale on Via Este Road and was told he would not be allowed to buy anything until 8 a.m. because that was the advertised start time.

Brown arrived a little later, at 7:45 a.m., and apparently the two talked about how other yard sales operated differently, Wilson said.

At about 8 a.m., the two walked up a long driveway to the sale, with Brown walking ahead of Joslin.

Wilson said Josli

1 WTFs(s) ]]> http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=witness-recalls-gunfire-at-baptism-party http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=witness-recalls-gunfire-at-baptism-party Mon, 30 Aug 2010 15:55:40 EDT http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=witness-recalls-gunfire-at-baptism-party
FORT SMITH, Ark. -- According to police reports, a family celebrating a baptism at the Progressive Men's Club in Fort Smith were the target of gunfire.

Reports said at about 2 a.m. Saturday morning a group of several men entered the club and started getting rowdy. Witnesses told police two men were taken outside and physically assaulted. One man claimed to have been pistol whipped in the face.

Once the fight started, everyone inside at the party poured outside to try to break up the fight.

That's when witnesses said that one man shot several rounds of bullets from a gun pointed straight up in the air.

Then, one of them actually pointed the gun in the direction of the party-goers, and shot several rounds.

No one was injured in the shooting. The Fort Smith police department have arrested 6 suspects in connection with the c

1 WTFs(s) ]]> http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=drunk-man-jailed-after-arguing-with-his-bicycle http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=drunk-man-jailed-after-arguing-with-his-bicycle Thu, 26 Aug 2010 09:54:17 EDT http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=drunk-man-jailed-after-arguing-with-his-bicycle
Martin County Sheriff's deputies spied Richard Bialon, 68, around 4 a.m. Tuesday "yelling at his bicycle" in the parking lot of a Mobil gas station in the 3900 block of South Kanner Highway.

"Customers were coming to the Mobil and were very disturbed as to the yelling and obscene argument the defendant was having with his bicycle," the affidavit states.

The affidavit didn't specify what the argument was about or whether Bialon had accused the pedal-powered vehicle of wrongdoing.

Bialon, of the 5500 block of South Kanner Highway, had been imbibing all day and was described as "very intoxicated."

He was arrested on a misdemeanor disorderly intoxication charge and taken to jail.

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A MOTORCYCLIST who was photographed on a freeway with a barbecue strapped to his body has hit a snag.
A magistrate has described Michael Wiles' behaviour as ridiculous and fined him $800 for careless riding.

Mr Wiles, 29, has pleaded guilty to the charge.

The court heard the rider was heading home on the Eastern Freeway in January 2008, when he was spotted carrying a barbecue that had been put out for hard waste collection.

He was effectively "wearing" the barbecue in order to carry it home, and his vision was partly obscured by a steel grate.

Police investigated the bizarre incident after the Herald Sun published a photo of Mr Wiles was taken by a passing motorist.


Mr Wiles' barrister Paul McClure told the Melbourne Magistrates Court today that his client's excuse was "lack of thought processes'' and poverty.

"He was financially a bit under the pump,'' he said.

"It turned out the barbecue was a dud and did not work and that's probably why it was at

1 WTFs(s) ]]> http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=dancerhousewife-busted-after-deputies-see-bag-fall-from-genital-area http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=dancerhousewife-busted-after-deputies-see-bag-fall-from-genital-area Wed, 25 Aug 2010 12:17:41 EDT http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=dancerhousewife-busted-after-deputies-see-bag-fall-from-genital-area


The situation for Elizabeth Athenia Progris didn't improve when a bag of generic Xanax tumbled "from her genital area."

The case of the dropping drugs went down Aug. 13 at the Martin County jail after the 22-year-old "dancer/housewife" got booked in and showered, according to a recently released arrest affidavit.

Before being booked, Progris told investigators she had nothing illegal or not allowed in jail on her. A detective told her if she had such items, she could be charged. Progris, of the 800 block of Northwest 11th Trail in Stuart, said she understood and had nothing.

After Progris was booked, a deputy escorted her to the shower area. Progris showered and was drying off when a deputy noticed a clear bag drop "from her genital area to the floor by her feet."

The deputy got the bag and saw sever

1 WTFs(s) ]]> http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=driver-arrested-after-officer-finds-her-distracted-by-adult-toy-during-traffic-stop http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=driver-arrested-after-officer-finds-her-distracted-by-adult-toy-during-traffic-stop Tue, 24 Aug 2010 16:54:49 EDT http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=driver-arrested-after-officer-finds-her-distracted-by-adult-toy-during-traffic-stop
Officers pulled over 32-year-old Colondra Hamilton for an equipment violation on Aug. 17 around 7:30 p.m. in the 200 block of Township Avenue in Elmwood Place.

Officers found Hamilton to have her pants unbuttoned with a female sex toy in her lap. She told officers she had been using the toy while driving, as well as watching a video on a computer her passenger was holding. It is not clear what the nature of that video was.

Hamilton was also found to be in possession of a broken crack pipe.

Hamilton is charged with driving with misdemeanor impaired alertness and two counts of possession of drug paraphernalia. According to court records, Hamilton has a lengthy criminal history.

Court records show that a warrant was issued for Hamilton's arrest after she failed to appear for her arraignment just hours after she was processed and released from the Hamilton C

1 WTFs(s) ]]> http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=man-arrested-for-putting-semen-in-female-co-workers-water-bottle http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=man-arrested-for-putting-semen-in-female-co-workers-water-bottle Fri, 20 Aug 2010 10:20:36 EDT http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=man-arrested-for-putting-semen-in-female-co-workers-water-bottle
FULLERTON, Calif. - A man was arrested Tuesday in California for ejaculating twice into a female co-worker's water bottle.

Officers say that in January 2010, 31 year old Michael Kevin Lallana entered a female co-workers office at the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach, California and ejaculated into a water bottle that was on her desk. The semen-filled water bottle was left on the office desk. The female later returned and drank the contents of the water bottle. The victim reported feeling ill after drinking the water.

Police say that approximately three months later in April 2010, Lallana again ejaculated into a water bottle that the same female co-worker left on her desk. Again the victim returned to her office and drank from the semen-filled water bottle. This time, after feeling ill again, the victim sent it to a private lab to be tested.

In June 2010, the female was contacted by the priv

1 WTFs(s) ]]> http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=drunk-driver-with-license-expired-33-years-ago-drives-11-miles-without-tire http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=drunk-driver-with-license-expired-33-years-ago-drives-11-miles-without-tire Fri, 20 Aug 2010 10:06:20 EDT http://www.wtfiwwp.com/story.php?title=drunk-driver-with-license-expired-33-years-ago-drives-11-miles-without-tire
BETHANY, N.Y. - Authorities said a western New York man whose license expired 33 years ago has been charged with driving while intoxicated after police said he drove a van 11 miles without one of its tires. The Genesee County Sheriff's Office said another motorist reported seeing a tire falling off a van weaving on a road in Bethany late Monday night.

Deputies later arrested 61-year-old Duane Bush at his home in Bethany, 32 miles southwest of Rochester. Deputies said the van traveled 11 miles through the rural town without a rear right tire.

Bush was charged with aggravated DWI and unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle. Deputies said his blood-alcohol level was more than three times above the legal limit of .08 percent.

Police didn't know if Bush has a lawyer and there is no phone listed for him.

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