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chrisdjohnson: ...and while DHS is deciding whether to take action, the 9 year old is at home being pummeled for turning her mom in.
Toby: Haha.......
Beamascope: So her husband believes it also? Is that how I'm reading this? "I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible." So with "todays" technology anything is possible? The same 3D technology that has been around for 60-100 years? Can you imagine this dumbasses rank in the military? He ain't officer material that's for sure.
Toby: WTF? That ain't right
Toby: They should rig up some contraption that if you buy a ticket for that something comes out and punches you right in the baby maker...
chrisdjohnson: Step 1: Lure the wife onto the Wii Fit.
Step 2: Sweep the legs.
Toby: Yeah thats insane...
chrisdjohnson: I am truly speechless...I love the way the teacher guides the student out at the end with his gun.
Matt: BOOOOOM!! HEADSHOT!!!!!
Toby: haha "man plums"......love it
Toby: Very much agree bsutton and welcome to the site, thanks or joining.
Toby: Record it.....I'd pay money for that.........hey new website idea :)
chrisdjohnson: no doubt. They're actually working off of a list that is impossible to keep up with..."Oh, you have a beer here that isn't on our official list even though you bought it from the local distributor...CONTRABAND!!!!!!"
Toby: Wow they couldn't just send a letter first? WTF
Toby: That ain't right
Matt: I like it when gravy drips out of the side of her mouth, and she wipes it away with her finger, and then sucks the finger dry.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
chrisdjohnson: People will be outraged by this but it will set her up for life...most girls do the same thing for a Movie and a Steak dinner.
chrisdjohnson: ...and meanwhile a guy down the street is cooking up a batch of Meth...they're not investigating, they're laughing....can't believe they called this one in. I get the same effect when I listen to Death Metal.
chrisdjohnson: Reminds me of something a wise man once said in the movie Christine. "You can't polish a turd".
Toby: Yeah thats pretty damn crazy
Toby: DAMN THATS CRAZY!!!
