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  • Haha a chick looks like him? Actually he looks like a little chick so I think its more the fact that he looks like her with that stupid ass hair..~WTF

    US POLICE raided a bar in Ocean City, Maryland, over the weekend after customers there confused a female drinker for Canadian teen heartthrob Justin Bieber.
    Regulars at the Mug and Mallet bar confirmed police entered the venue Saturday night, following reports that Bieber, 16, was drinking underage inside reported TMZ today.

    Instead, they found a 27-year-old female Bieber lookalike, with the same petite frame and tousled short brown hairstyle as that of the pint-sized pop sensation.

    The woman, known only as Katie, told TMZ she was mistaken for Bieber all the time - and was forced to produce her ID card to police to prove she was not him.

    Bieber is due in Maryland this year but not until September, when he will perform at the state fair.

    Last weekend, at the time of his apparent sighting, he was actually in The Bahamas read more...
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  • Haha NICE!



    No, it's not a comic book plot but the scene which unravelled in a Australian book store on Saturday.

    Store owner Michael Baulderstone, dressed as Spiderman, spotted the man trying to steal an X-Men book worth $160 (£97).

    The 45-year-old called for back-up and the hapless thief was surrounded by superheroes within seconds.

    Mr Baulderstone said: "We had about 40 people dressed up as their favourite superheroes to celebrate International Free Comic Day, so he didn't have much of a choice but to hand the comic back after a little bit of a scuffle.

    "Everyone in the store thought it was a play, that it was street theatre of some sort. It wasn't until I said 'call the police' that people started to realise.

    "One of the funniest things about the incident was th read more...
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  • HAHAHAHA ~WTF

    British woman Claire Smedley almost killed her lover during sex - with her enormous breasts.

    Mum-of-three Smedley, 27, who has 40LL breasts, panicked when she lifted them up while having sex and found that her lover Steven had stopped breathing.

    In an exclusive video interview with the News of the World, she revealed how Steven usually loved being smothered by her breasts.

    "This time, he started flailing around a bit but I assumed it was because he was so excited, so I kept going. A few minutes later I noticed he'd stopped moving," she said.

    By then, sales assistant Steven, also 27, was still and appeared to not be breathing.

    "I was panicking and just about to call 999 when, thankfully, he started to come round.

    "He was really woozy, like he was in a trance. Then he sort of coughed and sat up. I was so relieved," the News of the World quoted Smedley as saying.

    "I did think my time had come. I tried to slap her on her arm to get her to stop and get read more...
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  • Over lunch the other day they were telling tales of The Great Beer Raid at Resurrection Ale House, the tidy, good-eating, "neighborhood beer bistro" at 24th and Gray's Ferry.

    Most excitement the place had seen since it opened last year. The grist of urban legend. And on the eve of Philly Beer Weekend, no less, the mini-beer fest starting tomorrow, previewing the city's big-daddy Beer Week in June.

    "They came in with axes!" a Resurrection staffer offered wide-eyed, trying for a rise out of a guy having a burger.

    Well, not quite. The squad of liquor enforcement officers (they're a plainclothes unit of State Police, but not troopers) didn't carry axes.

    But they packed regulation heat. And for a moment last Thursday afternoon, it was unclear what was going down. They asked the bartender to step away from the bar. Then they stepped in.

    Four of them; same as the number of patrons (whom the owner bought a free round as the raid unfolded).

    After four hours, read more...
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  • MOSCOW - A Russian chimpanzee has been sent to rehab by zookeepers to cure the smoking and beer-drinking habits he has picked up, a popular daily reported on Friday. An ex-performer, Zhora became aggressive at his circus and was transferred to a zoo in the southern Russian city of Rostov, where he fathered several baby chimps, learned to draw with markers and picked up his two vices.
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  • I knew he was a pothead :)



    Police arrested Ronald McDonald for possession of marijuana and allowing others to use drugs at his residence on Sunday.

    According to police, officers responded to the 44-year-old’s residence, 2023 Taylor Dr. at 5:43 after receiving a report of a suspicious odor. Outside McDonald’s residence, officers could smell a strong odor or marijuana coming f read more...
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  • Hehe, thats pretty good!



    Dave Nosek’s neighbor always has an outstanding holiday lights display: white bulbs dangling from the gutters, blue bulbs circling the windows, trees completely wrapped in multi-colored lighting.

    “Every year his gets bigger and bigger,” Nosek, 40, says.

    So rather than compete with the shimmering light display that twinkles from Chet Cybulski's yard, read more...

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