She's really lost her damn mind now...This baby in no way resembles a strung out, heroin addicted, shoplifting lesbian....



NEW YORK (Reuters Life!) - The actress Lindsay Lohan has sued E*Trade Financial Corp for $100 million, saying a "milkaholic" baby girl who appeared in a recent commercial was modeled after her.

Lohan alleged that online brokerage's use in the ad the girl, also named Lindsay, improperly invoked her "likeness, name, characterization, and personality" without permission, violating her right of privacy.

In her lawsuit filed Monday in a Nassau County, New York state court, the 23-year-old actress sought $50 million of compensatory damages and $50 million of exemplary damages. She also demanded that E*Trade stop running the ad and turn over all copies to her.

Lohan's lawyer Stephanie Ovadia did not return requests for a comment. An E*Trade spokeswoman declined to comment, saying the New York-based read more...

I say we all buy Toyota's and just HAUL ASS everywhere (or at least as fast as those hotwheels will go). There is no way they can bust us....what do you say you with me???



EL CAJON — James Sikes was on his way home to Jacumba yesterday afternoon, driving his blue Toyota Prius on a winding stretch of Interstate 8, when he encountered a car that was going a little too slow. Sikes hit the accelerator, totally unprepared for what happened next.

“It did something kind of funny,” said Sikes, 61. “It just stuck there.”

For about 30 hair-raising miles beginning near Lake Jennings Park Road near Flinn Springs, Sikes tried frantically to slow down the 2008 hybrid. At one point the speedometer hit 94 mph, said Sikes, who called 911.

A CHP officer was dispatched and while driving alongside, coached Sikes over a loudspeaker on how to get control of the car, a process that involved the brakes, the emergency brake and, when the spe read more...

How the hell could this happen with the country in the toilet? Actually past the toilet, down in the sewer somewhere....~WTF

The number of Americans who can call themselves millionaires has gone up in the past year, according to a report released Tuesday by Spectrem Group.

The number of U.S. households with a net worth of at least $1 million, not including primary residence, increased 16 percent to 7.8 million in 2009, according to the group's press release.

The number is up from 6.7 million in 2008. That follows a 27 percent decline in the millionaire population in 2008.

The number of households with a net worth of at least $5 million, known as Ultra High Net Worth households, surged 17 percent to 980,000 in 2009.

"The nation’s millionaires – together with its Ultra High Net Worth households – are bouncing back from the recession. Following a sharp decline in 2008, both groups saw their numbers advance nicely in 2009," said President of Spectrem Group George H. Walper, read more...

Not sure I buy this......but it doesn't sound good for you either way I guess. What happened to the good old fashioned paint sniffing like I used to do? :)



MUSTANG, OK -- School administrators are sending a warning to parents about a new and dangerous fad. It's called I-Dosing, or digital drugs. Kids are downloading music and tones that supposedly alter brain waves. The Web sites claim users can experience everything from euphoria to sedation.

Mustang Superintendent Bonnie Lightfoot told parents, "Some students who listened to one of these MP3s exhibited the same physical effects as if they were under the influence of drugs or alcohol."

The Oklahoma Bureau of Narcotics is investigating after several parents' complaints. read more...

Wow...Hell Hath no Fury....

OKLAHOMA CITY - Doctors are trying to save a metro man's life after he drank antifreeze.

He told authorities that his girlfriend tried to poison him.

For some people, antifreeze is a regular household product that mant use regularly to keep up maintenance on cars. However, consuming it can be deadly.

"Antifreeze is very dangerous. It's not only ethylene glycol but also may contain methanol, which are both very, very toxic solvents," said Lee McGoodwin, who is with Oklahoma Poison Control.

"These solvents get converted in the body to organic acids that do multi-organ damage," McGoodwin said.

In a police report, the man told officers "he thought his girlfriend put something in his coffee."

After he drank it, he fell asleep. When he woke up, his girlfriend had packed her belongings and left, according to the police report.

The man -- whose name has not been read more...

HAHA



NBC -- Police in Wichita, Kansas are investigating an odd crime that involves drugs, assault and Monopoly money.

It started as a routine traffic stop read more...

This happened a few days ago but I hadn't seen the video till now.......crazy



BERLIN - GERMAN police said on Sunday they were hunting a masked, machete-wielding gang that staged a brazen raid on a million-euro poker tournament in broad daylight at one of Berlin's swankiest hotels.

In what some media have dubbed an 'Ocean's 11' style heist, four men brandishing handguns and machetes stormed into Berlin's Grand Hyatt hotel on Saturday and made off with hundreds of thousands of euros in cash.

Michael Gassen, a police spokesman, told AFP the gang had secured a sum 'in the low six-figures.' Previously, reports had ranged between 250,000 (S$477,000) and 800,000 euros.

Mr Gassen said they had interviewed 20 witnesses since the incident took place at around 2.15pm (1315 GMT, 9.15pm S read more...

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Authorities say a shooting on the Ohio State University campus has left one person dead and injured two others.

According to an OSU police dispatcher, the three people were shot early Tuesday inside a maintenance building near the campus power plant, which is close to Ohio Stadium.

Police told WBNS-TV in Columbus that one person was pronounced dead at the scene, and two others were taken to Ohio State University Medical Center, where one victim was in critical condition and another in stable condition. The university says the shooting did not involve any Ohio State students.

Police say the shooting suspect was taken into custody after heavily armed officers searched the power plant and area. read more...

A woman was killed and two men injured in a shooting in Monday in Las Vegas that was sparked by a domestic dispute, according to local media reports.

Police Capt. Randy Montandon told the Las Vegas Sun that a man shot three people, including the woman, before police responded and shot the gunman in the parking lot of the apartment complex after a confrontation.

The gunman and the two surviving victims were taken to Sunrise Hospital.

A nearby elementary school was placed in lockdown during the incident but later was re-opened.

The shooting occurred less than a mile from Sam Boyd Stadium. read more...

DALLAS — Police say a gunman stormed an 18-story office tower in North Dallas, shooting a father and a son on the third floor, MyFoxDFW.com reports.

The shooting happened just before 11 a.m. outside the United Texas Bank, housed in the office tower. Employees locked themselves in the bank's vault.

The gunman pointed his gun at arriving police, who fired at him and missed. The suspect then shot himself, police said. He is now in critical condition at an area hospital, MyFoxDFW.com reports.

The victims are reportedly both in stable condition.

A witness tells KRLD-AM of Dallas that a bank customer went outside, then came back inside and said, "You'd better lock your doors." Another witness reported seeing a man sitting in a chair with blood all over his chest. read more...

Uhhhh caulk? WTF??

NEWARK, N.J. — A black-market butt-enhancement "practitioner" is injecting New Jersey backsides with household caulk and other hazardous materials, according to New Jersey health officials who have alerted New York authorities to the rear and present danger.

Six Newark-area women in the last two months have been hospitalized with infections caused by injections of "a variety of unknown materials," said New Jersey Health Department epidemiologist Dr. Tina Tan.

Officials said they believe the injected mixture includes silicone, petroleum jelly and hardware-grade caulk.

After botched efforts to plump their rear ends like naturally well-endowed celebs such as Kim Kardashian, the victim's derrieres resembled "moonscapes" filled with lumps and craters, said a hospital source.

"What we've been hearing from the hospitals is that these women are presented with deep tissue infections and skin infections. Abscesses form in some cases," said Tan.

According to read more...

WTF?

HICKORY, N.C. — A North Carolina man has been arrested and charged with raping a woman and carving the word "Mine" on her stomach.

Multiple media outlets reported the Hickory woman was attacked early Saturday.

Forty-one-year-old Keith Alan Campbell of Hickory is charged with first-degree rape, first-degree kidnapping, assault with a deadly weapon, assault on a female and two counts of communicating threats.

He was being held in the Catawba County jail Monday awaiting a first hearing. It was unclear if he had an attorney.

The arrest warrant says Campbell tied up the woman and used a box cutter to carve the word "Mine" on her stomach. read more...

LEXINGTON, Ky. — Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity has suspended its University of Kentucky chapter after a prank involving fire.

WKYT-TV in Lexington reported 19-year-old fraternity member Shaun Dunn wrapped another member in toilet paper and set it on fire. The carpet caught fire and the smoke detectors went off.

Dunn is charged with first degree arson, wanton endangerment and tampering with physical evidence.

The incident early Saturday also disclosed fire code violations, so the house was closed for the semester. Members were given 24 hours to move out.

Fraternity member Joe McKinley is charged with assaulting a police officer and resisting arrest — accused of hitting the officer in the face when told to leave his room. read more...

MONTREAL - A Westmount resident's lawsuit against Air Transat, for failure to provide him with appropriated medical attention during a flight, was dismissed in small claims court this past Tuesday.

His illness? Sudden and mysterious bleeding in the area between his legs.

The curious incident occurred February 15, 2008 during a flight from Montreal to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. Marcel Cote was comfortably seated in business class an hour after takeoff when, for some unknown reason, he felt enough discomfort to make an emergency visit to the washroom, where he discovered spots of blood on his body.

In a panic, Cote asked for the help of a flight attendant, who quickly came to his side. When the passenger noticed that the agent was female, he asked to be assisted by a male attendant because the bleeding seemed to be coming from his genital area.

When the male attendant came to him, Cote then asked to be closely examined so that the exact nature of the problem can be determined. read more...

As authorities nationwide warn motorists of the dangers of driving while texting, Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don't try to shave your privates, either.

Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.

"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it."

If that weren't enough, Megan Mariah Barnes was not supposed to be driving and her 1995 Ford Thunderbird was not supposed to be on the road.

The day before the wreck, Barnes was convicted in an Upper Keys read more...

OWENSBORO, Ky. (AP) -- A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a jailer by squirting breast milk at her. WYMT-TV reported that a 31-year-old woman was arrested Thursday on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. But as she was changing into an inmate uniform, she squirted breast milk into the face of a female deputy who was with her.

The woman now faces a felony charge of third degree assault on a police officer. Her bond was set at $10,000 read more...

GARY, Ind. —  Authorities say eight teenage boys were shot while leaving a Gary, Ind., skating rink where they were attending a concert.

Police Cpl. Gabrielle King says "chaos broke loose" when a fight erupted Friday night event at World of Skates. Police say the shooting started in the parking lot.

The victims were taken to three area hospitals, where some remained Saturday. Police say they ranged in age from 14 to 18, with wounds in the read more...